Anita Goodmann Experience

The Anita Goodmann Experience returns for its final appearance at the Rendezvous Jewel Box Theater. Mz. Goodmann is ending her free-association pop-culture cabaret because she's decided to join an AA ashram in Eastern Oregon, according to a press release napkin I found in a bar restroom last night. This may be your last chance to catch Goodmann in the act, which includes special guest appearances from her new sobriety guru, a travel agent (the yuksters of the travel industry!), a singing mother-daughter duo, and burlesque. Rendezvous Jewel Box Theater, 8:30 pm, $10, 21+.

THREE SEXIST JOKES And now, here are three terrible sexist jokes I heard in a Tukwila bar on a recent Friday night:

Why don't women know how to ski?

Because it doesn't snow in the kitchen.

How many men does it take to get a beer out of the fridge?

None—it's a woman's job.

What do you call a woman with one black eye?

A quick learner.

The silver lining: The joke-teller was in a wheelchair. "So I couldn't black your eyes even if I wanted to," he told me. "Or unless you were willing to sit on my lap first." Tukwila romance, ladies and gentlemen.