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A Couple’s BDSM Beginner’s Package

Do you want your girlfriend to dominate you but she says she feels clueless? Do you want your boyfriend to tie you up but he doesn't know how to tie a single knot? Have we got the gift package for you! It includes a couple's coaching session with The Stranger's own Mistress Matisse, Seattle's world-famous dominatrix. She's coached many curious couples on the art and science of BDSM and if anyone can bring out your partner's inner dom, the Mistress can! The package also includes a "More Than Curious" kit from, the source for high-quality, hand-conditioned hemp rope. (The MTC kit includes two 30-foot lengths of high-quality hemp rope and four lengths of 15-foot high-quality hemp "hand-conditioned" rope, and a pair of EMT safety shears.) Toss in a pair of leather ankle-suspension straps from bondage-gear specialists AXOVUS and a $150 gift certificate and two bondage hoods from Imp of Satan fetishwear (, and you're in BDSM business! $600 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Sex-Toy Bonanza Package

Oh, to be the lucky couple that takes this package home! It includes a Babeland Backdoor Basics kit (butt plugs, dildos, Jack Morin's Anal Pleasure and Health, bottle of lube), a Babeland Goodie Bag (Silver Bullet vibrator, assorted lube samples), a HUGE big box of sexy stuff from Tukwila's Amour on the Boulevard (lubes, dildos, undies, toys, games, plugs, and more!), and a fantasy gift pack from Seattle's Love Zone (locations in Ballard and on Aurora). $350 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Foot Fetish Package

Got a foot fetish? Get out that credit card! Through the magic of film, the winner of this package will get to spend the day with Stranger Books Editor Christopher Frizzelle's size 15 feet! Northwest Film Forum's Michael Seiwerath—this year's Stranger Genius Award Winner for Film—wrote, produced, and directed this ankle's-eye view of Frizzelle's monstrously huge feet. Follow Frizzelle's feet from bed in the morning, to the shower, to work, and home again! An entire day of foot action! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!

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24-Hour Fitness Sex-Appeal Package

Feel fit, feel sexy! One lucky winner and a super-lucky friend will each receive one-year memberships at any 24-Hour Fitness! Work it—together! $1,398 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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