DO YOU KNOW YOUR ASS FROM YOUR ELBOW?--The staff of Toys in Babeland is here to help with a fun and innovative workshop focusing on the pleasures of your honey baked ham. Open to all genders and orientations. Toys In Babeland, 707 E Pike St, 7 pm, $4-$20.
VOLUNTEER FAIR--Opportunities for generosity throughout King County in areas such as education, social services, elder care, and the arts. Free admission includes access to Science Center exhibits! Pacific Science Center, 5:30 - 8 pm, free.
GREAT GAS OUT--Protest oil cartels and the rising price of gasoline by refusing to buy it for one whole day. Nationwide, 24 hours, completely free.
ESPN INTERACTIVE MALL TOUR--Multimedia memorabilia allows fans to relive historic moments in sports through, for example, a life-sized animatronic replica of Lou Gehrig. Alderwood Mall, I-5 & 405, Lynnwood, 10 am - 9:30 pm, free.
LACEY SPRING FUN FAIR--Floats, hayrides, food, and retiring school principals! It's Lacey's third annual spring celebration. Lacey, I-5 south to Martin Way exit #109, to 5300 Pacific Ave SE, 360-273-3778, free.
WOODINVILLE FARMERS MARKET--Full of produce so fresh it's dirty, every Saturday through October. This week features a good old down-home BBQ. Next to Woodinville City Hall, 13205 NE 175th St, Woodinville, 9 am - 4 pm, free.