Ever watch a cat carry a kitten around in its mouth? It's pretty intense—the cat feels around the kitten's neck, finding just the right spot, then bites down hard enough to hold the kitten, but not hard enough to draw blood. The kitten, in turn, has a reflex to go completely limp; it somehow knows it'll be better off if it doesn't struggle or squirm—it even tucks its little legs and tail up so it doesn't trip and fall. That's kind of what happened here. Only Alli is drunk.

Alli says, "How's it? Where? Are we going to another bar?" She'll receive a DOTW T-shirt and a cab voucher from the nice folks at annasridehome.org.