Did you ever drink almost a whole pitcher of beer by yourself while sitting next to a pregnant lady who gets a bloody nose while she's heckling some grown men in dog suits who are dancing on a stage to introduce a movie called Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez!—which is a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky's 1973 cult film The Holy Mountain that uses only dogcentric found footage instead of actors? I CAN'T RECOMMEND THIS ENOUGH. Find more on Doggie Woggiez! at everythingisterrible.com.