Have you been to the Baranof lately? The diner-slash-nautical-themed-dive-bar and crown jewel of Greenwood? As if the guy in the Abe Lincoln stovepipe hat (who tai chi'd his way through a karaoke version of "Kung Fu Fighting") AND/OR the 52-year-old bartender who opened a bottle of Rolling Rock with her teeth for a man who was juggling glow-in-the-dark bouncy balls WERE NOT ENTERTAINING ENOUGH—the motherfucking Beastie Boys showed up. I think one of them was a hologram. I can't say for sure, though, because I'd already eaten about nine Jell-O shots.
In Memoriam: Adam "MCA" Yauch,
August 5, 1964 – May 4, 2012