Kelly O

This dickhead is my aunt at a family barbecue. Auntie Roach. She's really not a dickhead, even though she looks like one. She taught me everything I know about being a good boozer. Taught me how NOT to be a jerk, even if you're fall-down drunk and don't have "a pot to piss in" or "a window to throw it out of."

Her Midwestern wisdom runs deep. recommended