Drunk of the Week
What Do You Do?
kelly o
You're at Bumbershoot, and you've spent your last seven dollars on an undercooked veggie dog. A Skrillex impersonator (or maybe the real Skrillex) has just autographed your breasts with a Sharpie. You want to eat the hot dog, but tourists keep asking you to pose for photos...
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