"Woooooooooo-wooo-WOOO!" Kelly O

Certainly not these people! They have ZERO LOVE for the 'Hawks. NONE! They were trying to have a nice, quiet beer on Sunday afternoon at Auto Battery on Capitol Hill when someone turned on all the television sets. I mean, look at them! They don't even LIKE football. I overheard one of them asking the bartender if he could change the station to "golf." GOLF! Can you believe it?* recommended

*This column is 100 percent lies, except for the part about drinking beer.