Barfly
Lookit that face. It's kind of like, "Where am I?" Or maybe, "Am I going to puke in my own shoe later?" This guy put Mickey Rourke's Barfly to shame. No contest. We found Barfly at Yo, Son! this past Saturday night. We tried to ask him what he'd been drinking, but we couldn't understand a word he was saying--maybe something about a birthday?

"To ALL My Friends!" As Drunk of the Week, Barfly received a "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 bucks to put toward cab fare.