Kelly O

I know sometimes after a long night of booze-cruisin' around the Hill, all you can think about is a nice, hot slice of cheesy pizza. Man, oh man—pizza would be SO GOOD to eat on your walk home! I'm warning you, though: If you run into this pizza witch (sometimes dressed as an adult baby), and s/he offers you a free slice, DO NOT TAKE IT!!! I know, you're drunk, and s/he says, "IT'S FREE!" but I'm telling you: DON'T TAKE IT. It's a trick! A really evil and ancient witchy trick... recommended