To: Kelly O

From: Critelli

Subject: girl, you want some REAL drunks of the week, use these

"...this is Jersey style real shit! we don't play up in the house. girl, you GOTTA come to the Shore with me next time. Spanky shoulda taken his 'awww'some i-Rock' to the boardwalk for some of spagetti and meatballs, yo. to soak up all that alcohol. whatta benny. it was horrible (or like you say, 'HAAR'able')—HA! :) And lookit this photo of Gino. HE totally passed out in the f*ckin' hot tub..."