"Griff" the Drunken Sailor
"Whairsh my fifth of vod'kaa? Hey.... I started out drinking vaad'kaaaah.... shit.... wait. Heyyy! Thissh beer tashe like coffee. Haa-waaaa.... oh yah, thash right! I put 2 packets of Sweet 'N Low™ in ma beer. Tash'te this, Kelll'ley, it tashe jush like coffee, doeshn't it? Hahhhh."

Who loves getting drunk on a boat cruise?! As Drunk of the Week, Griff will receive a "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 dollars to put toward cab fare. KELLY O