Spanky and the "Fuck-Yeah Crew"
I've gotten several complaints about last week's column, in which "Griff" was crowned Drunk of the Week. I've been told that Spanky here, and his crew, were actually the drunkest sailors on that boat. From shotgunned cans of Sparks to running, half-naked, from the rent-a-cops, these guys were ON FIRE. Then I called Spanky, and he said, "Griff, he drinks like a GIRL! I could out-drink him any day."

Uh-oh Griff, sounds like a challenge! As Drunk of the Week, Spanky will receive a "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 dollars to put toward potential drinking contests. KELLY O