Nathan the "Dirty-30" Birthday Boy
Uh-oh. Look at that face. No wait, look at that shirt! It was like every time Nathan did a shot, another one of his shirt buttons just popped right open. Nathan kept insisting that "he wasn't drunk yet"--but we watched as his friends bought him shot after shot after birthday shot. What is it with "friends" trying to kill you with tiny glasses of liquor on your birthday anyway? Whatever happened to good ol' cake and balloons?

Happy 30th pal! As Drunk of the Week, Nathan will receive a Drunk of the Week T-shirt and $10 to put toward cab fare. KELLY O