The Shirtless Guy Who Tried to Hump the Beer Sign
Have you ever double-dog-dared someone to do something and then wished you hadn't? We dared this guy at the Summit Public House to take off all his clothes and go hump the giant beer sign that was parked outside the tavern. We laughed hysterically as he gyrated around and then planted a big old kiss on a beautiful piece of glowing neon. But then all smiles turned to grimaces as the sign suddenly went black with a super loud "POP!" Oh, shit! Sorry.

He only tried to hump it because he loved it. The shirtless Humpy McHumperson declined the shirt and $10, but pledged to only drink the sign's beer brand from here on out.