KELLY O

When our cab stopped at the Georgetown Shell station so we could buy more beer that we didn't need after the insane and insanely fun Dead Baby Race Day XIII party, we found Diana and Veronica GOIN' T'TOWN on some ketchup-and-mayo-covered jo-jos in the parking lot. I mean, it was JUST LIKE that food scene in that movie 9 1/2 Weeks. EXACTLY. Well, except Mickey Rourke wasn't there. Neither was Kim Basinger. Um, well, and I guess gas-station jo-jos maybe aren't as sexy as strawberries, milk, or honey. Oh, and no one actually kissed or had sex on the floor afterward. But otherwise, it was JUST like it.

Diana says, "These jo-jos are as big as remote controls." God, I love Georgetown. recommended