Drunk of the Week
Look at this guy. We couldn't believe it either. Who has the balls to run around a bar like the Crocodile Cafe dressed like THIS? Great Guy had the balls this past Friday night. And we're not talking about his, um, well, that weird lump in his spandex pants either. Maybe we're hitting the sauce a little too hard ourselves, but we wish more guys would forget those bad button-down shirts and department-store colognes, and just start showing up in clubs wearing capes and shiny tights. I'm telling you, chicks DIG a guy with balls.