We were only at the sexy new Whiskey Bar (across from the Moore Theatre) for about 10 minutes when we somehow ended up in the bathroom with Monica. Guys: Don't you wonder why girls always go to the bathroom in pairs? I mean, why do they always go in there together, then come out, a half an hour later, all smiling and smirking and giggling? For God's sake--what the HELL are they doing in there?
Ha! I wish I could tell you but I can't. Monica was drinking "Um, a little bit of everything" and says, "I hope I don't get fired!" We hope you don't get fired either. Shit! As Drunk of the Week, Monica will receive $10 and one of those T-shirts. Really. The shirts do exist, they're still at the screenprinters. They'll be done soon, everyone. I swear. KELLY O
