DJ Pierce
We didn't actually see this guy drinking, but we're pretty certain he was flying high on SOMETHING (coke? methamphetamines? sugar frosting?). When he crashed the party, he crashed it HARD. From running around and poking all the ladies with his handful of chopsticks, to asking piano legend Howard Bulson if he "could play any Iron Maiden," to telling someone who was smoking outside that if they didn't put their cigarette out, they'd have to pay him $10 dollars--I'm telling you, this guy was on fire.

Pierce says, "Stop… taking… my… PICTURE!!!" As DOTW he will receive $10 and a T-shirt in extra-extra small. KELLY O