Bunratty McDrunky
This is what you look like after you drink too much 90-proof Bunratty Potcheen. Feckin' right, aye! The Irish don't mess around when they make moonshine. Also known as the "Ole Mountain Dew," this Molotov cocktail was banned in Ireland in 1661 but is now legal for export across the pond. This stuff is definitely NOT for amateurs, skinny girls, or the faint of heart.

"Sláinte!" And thank you Columba McGlynn! B. McDrunky will receive a T-shirt and $10 for a little hair of the dog. KELLY O