I've lost plenty of things in bars: jackets, hats, the only copy of the ultrasound photo of my friend's unborn baby.... But Skyler here, he lost something even more important. He lost his tooth. He lost the little guy on the filthy black floor of Chop Suey. But thanks to the heroic actions of a young lady named Krystal-Boo, the tooth was recovered. Whew. Careful, guy!

Skyler says, "I first lost my tooth when I got sucker-punched at the Whiskey Bar." Ouch. He'll receive a Drunk of the Week T-shirt and $10 to put toward toothpaste. KELLY O