Have you ever seen someone come running out of a bar, yell some obscenities at a person across the street, trip over their untied shoelace, crash into a NO PARKING sign, then knock themselves out COLD by doing a face-plant on the sidewalk? Our hero wasn't seriously hurt, but if there was such a thing as the Drunk Olympics, he would have taken the gold, the silver, AND the bronze.

I wish I had a shiny medal to give him instead of a stupid T-shirt. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. KELLY O