The real 2007 gay-pride parade was on Sunday night at about 10:45 p.m. on Capitol Hill. Holy wow. I've never seen so many people singing in the streets, walking into traffic, and/or just plain falling down. It was one of the funnest, BEST parades I think I've ever seen. I wish it could have lasted even half as long as that hoo-ha downtown.

Johnny says he had just a coupla' Bacardi and waters. Bacardi and water? To see more coverage of this parade, go to thestranger.com/video.