In Irish mythology, a leprechaun (modern Irish: leipreachán) is a type of male faerie said to inhabit the island of Ireland. They usually take the form of old men who enjoy partaking in mischief. Their trade is that of a cobbler or shoemaker. According to legend, if anyone keeps an eye fixed upon one, he cannot escape, but the moment the gaze is withdrawn the leprechaun vanishes.

Rich says, "We were already on TV at Safeco Field, and now we're gonna be in the P-I!" When did the P-I get a Drunk of the Week column?