kelly o

Sometimes God just does us all a favor. I mean, how perfect was it that we had to turn the clocks back on Halloween night? Man, if we HADN'T had that extra hour to just keep drinking more and more, and then even more—I would have completely missed the oh-so-memorable opportunity to pass out, facedown on my couch, and wake up with a half-smoked cigarette stuck to my eyebrow with spirit gum. And Brad here? Without that extra hour, he would have NEVER had enough time to get the proper amount of booze down his throat while wearing his Mickey Mouse hat and neatly trimmed Charlie Chaplin mustache. These things are important! So for this, God, I thank you. (Oh, and sorry for cursing you so many times on Sunday morning.) recommended