All I can say is, if you go to Montana's Testicle Festival you definitely SHOULD go watch the wet-tee and hairy-chest contests, bet money on the letter "G" in Bullshit Bingo, and try some bull balls with lots of ranch sauce. You definitely SHOULDN'T wear beads unless you're ready for everyone and their uncle (literally) to take pictures of your tits, expect to not get dirty if you wrestle a pig, or try to share your whiskey-Coke with a big-ass bull while wearing a pair of lace thong underwear on your head. Or actually, huh, maybe you should.