Kelly O

Kelly O: Are you getting excited for Christmas?
Ashley, age 7: Yes! Mom says we get to open all our presents
at Grandma's.

Does Santa come to your house?
Yeeeeee-ah.

Is this Santa?
[
Shows Ashley first picture
on the right.
]
NO!

Why not?
Because he doesn't have a belly.
And he's all black...

Does Santa drink beer?
No! Stop it. [Slaps picture.]
I hate him. recommended


*This photo was taken at Pony.
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