Kelly O

Kelly O: Are you getting excited for Christmas?
Ashley, age 7: Yes! Mom says we get to open all our presents
at Grandma's.

Does Santa come to your house?

Is this Santa?
Shows Ashley first picture
on the right.

Why not?
Because he doesn't have a belly.
And he's all black...

Does Santa drink beer?
No! Stop it. [Slaps picture.]
I hate him. recommended

*This photo was taken at Pony.
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