Only a foreign-exchange student would think he had to take off all his clothes and dance on the bar to get anyone to notice his new cowboy boots. Or maybe this is just what happens when you're studying abroad at a place called Pony, instead of somewhere like, say, the University of Washington. Either way, I noticed your new boots, Ingmar, I really did.

Ingmar says, "It is my dream to come to America to work at the Starbucks." Hmm. Maybe don't include this photo with your résumé. Ingmar will receive one cab voucher and a DOTW T-shirt.