Kelly O

This photo is a little blurry, I know. I know. But that's not the point. Instead, let's play a little game called "Count the Weenies." I'm serious*. No, I am NOT still drunk! How many penises do you see? Keep looking—there are more, I swear...

Felicia says, "This champagne be poppin'!" recommended

*Whoever guess the correct number of penises in this photo, in the comments section, wins one box of light bulbs and a new DVD copy of The Vow.