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What did the man (who just did two shots of Jägermeister followed by a double Maker's on the rocks) just say to the lady at 1:42 a.m. on a Saturday night? UM, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?! No, really. Whoever writes the best caption in the comments section, by noon on Monday, April 26, wins one box of lightbulbs and also gets to pick which Seattle bar I go to for the following week's column. Play now, play to win! recommended

UPDATE! WINNER! #83, RJF, Wins with "Live long and prostate." Short, simple, stupid, I mean, stupendous. Runner-up, #70, for honesty and truth...