Even as absolutely shit-canned as he is in this photo, and even though he's got lipstick in his eyeball, you can bet your sweet ass Whitey still has a joke floating around in that big fuzzy head. Whitey ALWAYS has a joke. And not just any joke, but a really frickin' raunchy one that you've probably never heard before. Just ask him next time you see him working the door at one of the 342 different bars he works at.
Whitey will receive one DOTW shirt and a cab voucher. And is it just me, or is the fact that "Whitey" is wearing a "cracker" shirt a joke unto itself?