On Wednesday, April 28, under the bright light of the full moon, SAMMY! The Dwarf took his last-ever Razor scooter ride down Pine Street. While we should be happy that he rode all the way down to sunny Hollywood California, probably to get wildly famous, we also think Seattle just lost some more character. I mean, first the Sonics, then Slats, and soon the Lusty Lady. I'm telling you, if the Turf ever closes, I'm fuckin' outta here. recommended

SAMMY! says, "Good-bye, sweet Seattle!" And I say, good luck to you, sir.

*No one was arrested after this photo was taken. Also of note, SAMMY! doesn't drink. The photographer sure does though.