Christ on a crutch! Would ya lookit the 'clackers on this broad?! By clackers, I mean teeth—Robin's SMASHED and smashing her cute little face up against one of those gigantic beer glasses at Barça. I SAID her face is cute. SHUT up, IT IS!

Robin says, "Is there beer in my teeth, or are you just happy to see me?" Um? Yeee-ah. Robin will receive that T-shirt and a cab voucher... Side note: We're sure gonna miss you when you're gone.