I'll never forget the summer that we ran out of Prell and Mom bought Body on Tap—remember that shampoo? The one with beer in it? The TV commercials had bouncy Farrah-haired ladies that warned, "Remember, don't drink it!" Duh. We never tried to drink it, but we DID stand in the bathtub, in our bathing suits, and pour ice-cold bottles of Miller on our heads... beer and the occasional raw egg.

Happy birthday, X-Tina! I hope your hair is soft, shiny, and FULL of volume.