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FACT: Whiskey tastes better when it's between your girlfriend's tits.
FACT: This method is called a Knocker Bomb.
FACT: The best place to do a Knocker Bomb is the Wildrose beer garden.
FACT: A Knocker Bomb is even more delicious after your girlfriend wins the wet T-shirt contest, taking home lots of cash and prizes.
FACT: EVERYBODY loves a wet T-shirt contest. I'm sorry, yes they do.
The Wildrose 13th Annual Wet T-Shirt Contest is Friday, June 25. Registration at 10 pm. Things get wet at 10:30 pm. Everyone is welcome. 
UPDATE: Watch my video of the 2007 Wet T-Shirt HERE! (NSFW)
