Kelly O

This day-after-Thanksgiving photo reminded me that it's about high time I gave some thanks of my own. I'd like to heap giant thanks all over the faces of each and every person who's ever dropped their pants, pulled up their skirt, or thrown themselves half-naked down a flight of stairs just because I told them that I take pictures for Drunk of the Week. You make my life a constant X-rated surrealist adventure of David Lynchian proportions. God, I love you. I love you all.

Kristy says, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." She and the Kid will receive two DOTW T-shirts.