Kelly O

Who needs a winter hat when you have a Frederick's of Hollywood Sabrina wig? Did you know that synthetic wigs, like the one Rose here is wearing, are easier to care for, lower priced, and WARMER than real human-hair wigs? Plus the monofilament fiber "hair" used to make them has "memory" which means it maintains its wave or curl, texture, and volume, requiring minimal upkeep—even if you try to fit your whole head into a glass of whiskey....

Rose says, "Bush Garden equals Christmas!" Yes, yes it does. I know I've fixed more than one homesick holiday in their magical karaoke lounge, singing Christmas songs, eating gyoza, and getting completely and utterly shitcanned.