Kelly O
Sometimes I go to a bar or party, and I just stand around for hours—watching, leering—waiting for something to happen. A lot of times, NOTHING happens. Well, except I get drunk, because I've been standing around too long. Other times, I'll just walk into a place and some guy is doing a naked back bend while projectile shooting upside-down "birthday" shots of tequila into somebody's mouth. For this, I say thank you, Nicki, for having a birthday, and thank you, Naked Guy, for inventing this brand-new tequila shot, which really needs an appropriate name. 
Let's Play... Name...
This...
Shot!
