Kelly O

Stranger managing editor Bradley Steinbacher complained, "Kelly, what happened to all the Drunk of the Week photos of hot, drunk girls? What's with all the crazies lately? The guys trying to pee in their own mouths? Huh? Well...?" Okay, okay. Maybe I've been slackin' in the hottie department. It's just that I haven't been invited to Centerfolds, or a good old-fashioned bachelorette party in such a long time. I promise I'll get out there and go all Joe Francis on some unsuspecting pretties soon. In the meantime, Kasia and Sarah, who were here visiting from San Francisco, waited so long for me to come and meet them that they ended up drinking themselves right into the photo booth of a local basement bar for a little Frisco-disco lip-lock. Um, they say, "Hi, Brad!"

To be continued...