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If you can't spend Thanksgiving with your actual family, I have to say, spending it playing "Guess Da Doohickey" out in the garage with a Yooper named Hoolie from Ishpeming, "Mitch-hih-gen," has got to be the next best thing (though I will never be able to smell either brown gravy or Wild Turkey EVER AGAIN without immediately barfing). Oh yah, hey dere, Hoolie, YOU da turkey! Dan't yah go touchin' dose rutabagas NO MORE, EH!

Happy Tanksgivin'! recommended