KELLY O

Stop me if you've heard this one...

"Noc Noc."

"Who's there?"

"Ratesh."

"Ratesh who?"

"Ratesh just flew in and, boy, are his arms tired!"

Maybe that joke is funnier with a beer in your hand. Um, a 50 CENT BEER! Did you know that Monday is 50 Cent Beer Night at Noc Noc? I didn't. Man, you can't beat that with a stick. Recession-schmesion. There are all sorts of weird deals and cheapie nights in Seattle. Find a shit-ton of them in our Happy Hour Guide.