Big-big-BIGGEST congrats to Jahdi and Cha Cha who swept the War Room floor at Rords of the Froor VI—taking home this ginormous Space Needle shot-glass trophy, $1,500, and the prized title of "(Drunk) Breakdancing Champion(s) of the World." Most people can't figure out how to take off their own shoes or fire up a 7-Eleven microwave after drinking as many shots as they did, so watching them fly into head spins on a supercrowded floor full of screaming drunken spectators was nothing short of INSPIRATIONAL. Yessiree. I don't know how they do it.

Jahdi says, "This is my first battle ever, and I am drrr-RUNK!"