Dear Seattle: I know when I say, "Chicken and Hamm's," your mind probably wanders to that one time when you stayed at the Best Western Executive Inn and got really drunk watching pay-per-view and ordered that double order of chicken cordon bleu from room service. But that's NOT what I'm talking about! I am Delta Dawn, the beer-drinking chicken! Superstar of Fremont's secret, underground chicken-shit-bingo gambling ring! I just want to take this opportunity to say that though much of Fremont's gambling folk prefer tall cans of Rainier or shorties of Oly, I prefer Hamm's. Please make a note of it! See you Sunday! Love, DD recommended

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