Kelly O

This is Ashley and Assley at Ashley's, not Assley's, send-off party at the Cha Cha, where bands Oh Man! and Ononos played and everybody had a pretty great time, even though it was Sunday night, and even though a lot of people are really gonna miss that sweet girl Assley, I mean Ashley, when she moves. It seems just Ashley, without Assley, well, she's moving to NYC. Assley, and NOT Ashley, is staying right here in Seattle.

Ashley, I mean Assley, says, "Out of the photo booth and into the fryer. Can anyone kill Ashley?" Good question, Assley, good question!