Kelly O

 

THE RULES:

1. Wear a clean shirt.

2. Have confidence.

3. Hendrick's and soda.

4. More Hendrick's and soda.

5. Okay, maybe just one more Hendrick's and soda for both of us.

6. A strong, muscular tongue. recommended

This column has been updated since its original publication.
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