Samantha writes: "People were leaving my house around 2:00 a.m. after a long dinner party, and at the end of the hall was this dude—snoring, covered in trash, with his fly down!"

If you look carefully at the trash, the bag says "City Market, Capitol Hill." My guess is he ate so many corn dogs, he thought he'd better do a couple push-ups before going inside his apartment. I mean, that's what I do after I eat too many City Market corn dogs. Also, I'm gonna just go ahead and say it: City Market's deli makes the best corn dogs in all of Seattle. recommended