Kelly O

...I'M SORRY! I don't even know you, but I have to say that I'm sorry I laughed so hard when your buddies moved your chair out from under you—not only did I laugh, but I also took this picture. I'm glad you're okay, and so happy you were really shit-faced, 'cause when a person's really shit-faced, he/she doesn't even get hurt! It's like magic! Also magic: the Double Header. Don't ever go closing, you.
Love, KELLY O recommended