Well, guess what? Everyone had stopped to let TWO BIG BEAUTIFUL GEESE walk across the street. Then, all of us in the left lane watched in horror as you RAN OVER A GOOSE! No brake lights or anything! WHAT THE FUCK?! How can you not see a fucking GOOSE in the road? Especially TWO of them? They're HUGE! And you had, like, a solid 15 seconds to see it before running it down!! This was no "accident." This was cold-blooded murder! It's people like you who epitomize urban ignorance with inexcusable acts of careless destruction!
DON'T RUN OVER GEESE and don't forget to GO TO HELL!