To the skull-mask-wearing freaks ruining Ballard: Why don't you just disappear? No one gives a fuck or thinks what you are doing is cool. As a matter of fact, no one really gives a shit about you cocksuckers! You are two sad, pathetic losers who wear masks to cover up what I'm sure are your ugly-ass faces because you are cowards! You walk up and down the streets of Ballard playing guitar, horribly, and have the audacity to beg for money! Get a job and a life, you assholes! Oh, and those motorcycles you ride--I use the term "ride" loosely, since you ride them like a couple of grandmas--are they to compensate for your little dicks? Do you really think that leather jackets and motorcycles are going to get your lame fucking asses laid? How stupid and desperate does that woman have to be? But I guess that is all you'd be able to get! I hope you two get what you deserve and get your stupid asses run out of Ballard, you fucking losers!

--Anonymous